Sigh.
Apparently I need one of these, despite having spent far more money than I’ve earned through this blasted thing (FYI amount earned = $0. Screw you, FTC).
Okay, so my disclaimer goes a little something like this:
I will blog for monetary/food/luxury (or non-luxury – hell, I’m poor) items. If you click an affiliate link on my site and make a purchase, I will receive a small commission from it. I accept forms of advertising and sponsorship for payment. I have not sold my soul to Satan, I’m just trying to recover some of my costs. So sue me. (Please don’t sue me.)
All of the opinions expressed here are my own. I only publish original content (most of it ranting, telling inane stories, and whoring myself out in the name of entertainment sharing tidbits from my life in Scotland. If I have used something of yours without credit, it has been inadvertent, and if you contact me, I will either credit you as needed or remove it. Do not try and pass off my writing as your own though, or an army of bat-wielding flame-retardant monkeys will soon be beating down your door. They also carry pitchforks, did I mention that?
I take no responsibility for any outcomes that result from you taking any advice offered on this blog. If I suggest you do something stupid, and you’re idiotic enough to give it a shot – YOU are responsible for anything, bad or otherwise, that happens. A lot of what I write should be taken with a massive bucket of salt. If I review a product or service, however, I will be giving my honest opinion of it. End of story. I wouldn’t want to deceive the two people who actually read my blog (hi, Mum and random internet user from Bulgaria!).
If you want to send me a car, however, I will review the absolute shit out of it.
So, that’s about the size of it. Any questions?
